She…is…BACK.  Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls the best part of the holiday season is returning!  The second annual adventures of Cleo, the whore in the drawer, have commenced.  Now if you are newer folks just tuning in to this blog, welcome to the wonderful world of inappropriate and totally entertaining alternatives for when you outgrow Elf on the Shelf. (PS if you look in the November and December archives from 2014 you will find four postings from the first annual adventures, complete with photos).  Now Cleo snuck herself into Karla’s office over Thanksgiving weekend.  Really it was a miracle she could move after all that turkey.  There was a tiny little snag in that the drawers chez Karla were locked.  So Cleo improvised and hid behind the monitor.  It was kind of cave like.  And caves are kind of like a drawer.  Work with me people.

Even better, she was found after a rather trying commute to work.  Who wouldn’t want to find wine and liqueur at their desk after having to spend 75 minutes dealing with crazy people in snow?  Really, she had the best of timing this year.  Besides, she won’t judge if you add the Kahlua to your coffee 🙂

This year, there is the added hilarity of Muddy Mouth Cards traveling with Cleo, if you have not already discovered them, go to https://www.etsy.com/shop/MuddyMouthCards and start laughing your butt off you dirty ho ho ho.

Love and round 1,

Betty

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